i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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