I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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