He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you win again, gameday.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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