Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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