i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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