the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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