You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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