Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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