I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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