Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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