my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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