yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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