I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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