he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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