i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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