Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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