is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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