Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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