so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
