Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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