dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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