Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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