i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
