He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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