I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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