Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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