next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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