Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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