My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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