Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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