my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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