he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
