called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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