in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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