i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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