Your tits are I can't wait for
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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