The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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