I wish i was in the wii world.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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