I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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