We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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