i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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