he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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