Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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