Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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