So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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