New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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