Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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