It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
