People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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