So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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