Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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