Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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