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(262): View more from Wisconsin

When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.

(612): View more from Minnesota

only room for one pussy in that bed.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem

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(518): View more from New York

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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(727): View more from Florida

writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.

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(845): View more from New York

So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.

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(818): View more from California

Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

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(813): View more from Florida

Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing

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