Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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